Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: dundermifflinscranton)
Ended up with a lightning storm last night that screwed up fiancee’s computer. :/
Also this apartment gets waaaay too hot
The Oriental Circlet of Queen Victoria. It originally contained opals, but when Alexandra, the Princess of Wales acceded to the throne and inherited this piece, she has the opals replaced with rubies, as opals are superstitiously bad luck when worn by women.
(Source: slayground)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
(Source: jmoriarteas)
(Source: ohdita)
(Source: worry-ends-where-faith-begins)
Pam: So, okay. I’m watching the movie, by myself…
Jim: Right.
Pam: Because I just wanted a relaxing evening at home…
Jim: Okay.
Pam: And, I’m freaking out.
Jim: Yeah.
Pam: That movie is so scary!
Jim: I know!
Pam: But I’m holding on because I keep waiting for Sandra Bullock to show up.
Jim: No way. How do you confuse 28 Days with 28 Days Later?
Pam: Because I got it at Blockbuster and they don’t put the pictures on the box.
Jim: No, you’re making this up!
Pam: Would I make that up?
Jim: Yes. Fancy New Beesly would make that up. New apartment, new stories.
Pam: Oh, yeah, in my fancy new apartment. I have one bedroom, one bathroom, and a closet.
Jim: And how many kitchens?
Pam: I have one kitchen.
Jim: Wow, you got totally taken for a ride, Beesly.
Pam: It’s actually…
Jim: Most apartments these days have like three.
Pam: Three kitchens?
Jim: Yes! How are you going to cook every meal of the day in one kitchen?
Yuan Yuan Tan, Swan Lake outside
