larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

Easter’s definitely not what it was when I was a kid, but as I grow older I’m becoming more appreciative of excuses to get together with families (Makes things easier when we can see both sets of parents at once). Plus, food, and John’s mom definitely has a habit of outdoing herself when company is coming over. 
In other news, I bought an electric yarn winder yesterday and the stupid thing won’t even turn on. They’re closed today, so I’ll have to try to stop by on my way home one day next week to return it. I’m doubly pissed because it looks like I could have ordered one off-line for much less that’s more reliable. I knew A.C. Moore had them, but wasn’t sure what kind, and it looks like I should have done a bit more research beforehand, but a 50% coupon with one day left leads to rash decisions.
Aaaand we’re actually building a little well around the well-head at the house. We got the foundation and one side taken care of, but we’ve still got a ways to go. I’ll be pretty stoked when it’s done.

Easter’s definitely not what it was when I was a kid, but as I grow older I’m becoming more appreciative of excuses to get together with families (Makes things easier when we can see both sets of parents at once). Plus, food, and John’s mom definitely has a habit of outdoing herself when company is coming over.

In other news, I bought an electric yarn winder yesterday and the stupid thing won’t even turn on. They’re closed today, so I’ll have to try to stop by on my way home one day next week to return it. I’m doubly pissed because it looks like I could have ordered one off-line for much less that’s more reliable. I knew A.C. Moore had them, but wasn’t sure what kind, and it looks like I should have done a bit more research beforehand, but a 50% coupon with one day left leads to rash decisions.

Aaaand we’re actually building a little well around the well-head at the house. We got the foundation and one side taken care of, but we’ve still got a ways to go. I’ll be pretty stoked when it’s done.

tmbgareok:

TMBGs YOU’RE ON FIRE HITS 200k VIEWS! If you haven’t seen this yet, well, what are you waiting for? Starring Lauren Lapkus from Orange is the New Black!

I love this video!

Today’s my Aunt Carol’s funeral. She was sick, but not that sick and it was a surprise to everyone. I’m giving one of the eulogies, but I’m not really sure what to say, even though I’ve known her my whole life.

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.