do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
Today’s my Aunt Carol’s funeral. She was sick, but not that sick and it was a surprise to everyone. I’m giving one of the eulogies, but I’m not really sure what to say, even though I’ve known her my whole life.
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.